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brittany, 21, journalism/theatre student
I like superheroes and porn

Chris Pratt worked with Marvel and Children’s Miracle Network Hospital to arrange a special screening of Guardians of the Galaxy for patients, families and staff at Children’s Hospital Los Angeles Wednesday. While the movie played, Pratt snuck out and dressed up as his character, Star-Lord. He spent more than three hours in full costume and handed out movie-themed toys. Pratt also visited patients in the Bone Marrow Transplant Unit, the Children’s Center for Cancer and Blood Diseases, and the Pediatric ICU, as they were too sick to join the movie screening that afternoon.

Pratt spent extra time with one patient, Dylan Prunty, who is a longtime Lego fan and recognized the actor’s voice from The Lego Movie. They spent about 10 minutes reciting different scenes from the film.

#chris pratt   #;u;   



I was watching The Incredible Hulk cartoon from the 90’s, and in one of the episodes She-Hulk chases on foot after a stolen sports car. My brain suggested this. I liked the suggestion.



Guardians of the Galaxy & Starlord Watercolor Painting

By Anthony Petrie






"tony i love youuuu"

"yeah i love you too steve but ill love you more if u start moving your hips again"


A while ago, I asked Razuri-chan@dA to draw the Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver. She doesn’t know much about the two, but this is what she came up with.

I love it. One of Pietro’s rare moments of adorkable relaxation around his sister, perhaps?



This awesome person made this drawing from this gif and I didn’t want to do my essay so I made this gif from those picture of that gif.


#fanart   #sam wilson   

Iron Man (2008)


"But what is someone is watching?"

"Let them."


Bill Reinhold - Iron Man

#iron man   



snorting through my sobs

potter, please.

you’re twelve. no one cares about a twelve-year-old enough to be archenemies with them except maybe voldemort but then again he’s also the man who agreed to live on the back of other man’s head.

weird notion of “most powerful wizardry”, if you ask me.

and really, potter, are you actually that dense

can’t you see it written all across malfoy’s unhumanly large forehead that he just wants to be bffs with you

are you sure you’ve never banged your head on the ceiling of that stupid cupboard because i’m thinking brain damage here, sir

#omg i love that the over-inflated self importance applies to both of them like draco would TOTALLY consider himself potter’s archnemesis because it’s better than being his nobody meanwhile tom riddle is crying his deformed spirit baby self to sleep at night and anytime in between because what is he chopped liver? so sad how this changes after GOF like as soon as old voldermortz has a body again harry’s like SORRY MALFOY BIGGER PROBLEMS YOU UNDERSTAND and draco is like I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND ugh the worst kind of transgression I THOUGHT THIS ARCHRIVALRY MEANT SOMETHING TO YOU POTTER and sirius dies and voldy truly becomes the sole recipient of harry’s rage I SAID I WAS BUSY MALFOY!!!!!! but malfoy’s dedicated antagonism is still this lovely comforting white noise throughout it all until it ISN’T and despite everything else he has to worry about harry’s like YOU GUYS I THINK MALFOY IS UP TO SOMETHING…. SOMETHING EVIL because obviously anything that distracts draco from their archrivalry is evil (see: voldemort in harry’s case) except draco doesn’t have time for HIM anymore and oh ho ho the tables turn and harry stays up late watching draco on the marauder’s map and thinking about his hair and basically voldemort is just the worst kind of cockblock


I volunteered, why can’t I just leave? I changed my mind.



Recent cool-down: not even an army of Doombots can withstand the awesome brutality of Jennifer Walters’ cross-examination.

It’s only three issues in, but thus far the new She-Hulk is a wonderful bundle of some of my favorite things wrapped up in one title. It’s a delightful blend of Quirky Lawyer Dramedy + Superheroine Action-Adventure + Ladies Who are Awesome and Endearing and Can’t Quite Get Their Shit Together, all with wonderful art inside the book and out — both of which perfectly suit the tone of the story. It’s definitely on my short-list of titles that make Wednesdays so appealing these days.


steve somehow getting really drunk and being all smiley and happy.

drunk!steve having goofy affectionate sex with tony and right in the middle of it he freezes, stopping completely, and looks at tony with a very serious look on his face and says, ‘i love you so much’

and tony laughs a bit and says, ‘steve, you’re drunk. that’s the alcohol talking.’

and steve, really emphatically, just goes, ‘no, tony. that’s my heart talking.’

and tony’s just like, ‘…oh my fucking god that’s the cheesiest fucking thing ive ever heard, steve’ before laughing his ass off and steve just watches him with a goofy smile on his face because he’s happy that tony’s happy


#cap 2   #steve rogers   


i don’t want summer to end ;n;